They say: You’ll be using one of the leading textbooks in the field.
They mean: I wrote the thing and need the royalties.
They say: If you follow these few simple rules, you’ll do fine in this course.
They mean: Providing, of course, you don’t need any sleep or other ’life’.
- You’re wearing your last pair of underwear in the shower consistently.
- You’ve worn your sheets to school because you can’t get them off of you.
- Your socks act like a shirt does when its heavily starched and emit a serious funk.GERIATRIC CITY
Quality housing for older citizens that couldn’t attract retirees, despite the mirrored bedroom ceilings, the hot tubs, the adjacent burial plots and other amenities.
STICKY WICKETS
Preowned erotica for sale at attractive discount prices.
HAIR AND NOW
Fast, inexpensive hair replacement using cat fur and thumb tacks.
PARADISE LOST AND FOUND
A gynecological clinic franchise specializing in "50,000 mile tune-ups."
UNIX FOR HIRE
A computer consulting firm that just couldn’t build a long-term customer base.
IN THE CLOSET
A line of closet organizers that never caught on with young marrieds and new homeowners.
SCRATCH AND SNIFF
A new medication for hemorrhoids...available in all your favorite fragrances.
How ’bout you? Got your one and only business idea yet?
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